Buzzfeed Unsolved - Supernatural: Season 2 quotes pt. 2
- “Give that baby a basketball.”
- “Why someone who choked on a peanut doesn’t get to be a ghost?”
- “So you think 90% of the people who have stepmothers are like ‘aww my stepmother, I’d like to bury an ax in her face.’?”
- “I feel like a fancy little lord in this room.”
- “I’m not doing this because I want to steal. I’m doing this because I want to give the ghosts significant reason to haunt me.”
- “Be the first ghost to murder someone in history. We’ll get it on film, you’ll be famous.”
- “You know me, I’m a fan of conspiracy theories.”
- “Spoiler alert: it’s probably aliens.”
- “Oh man, see now you’re asking the right questions. Now you’re acting like a detective and not like a jackass.”
- “I bet if George Clooney was on The Tonight Show and you set him on fire, one of his feet would burn, and the other one would probably still be planted there on the floor in a very nice shoe.”
- “George Clooney is probably very flammable you’re right.”
- “I don’t trust anyone who says ‘I seen it happen’.”
- “Can you imagine just being out, having a good night with your pals, drinkin’? And you know, toward the end of the night when you’re like, ‘yeah, what a fun night this has been,” can you imagine just exploding?”
- “Is it very European to burst into flames?”
- “Put that pen down you just look like a jackass.”
- “You have a different standard of ‘cozy’ than normal people do.”
- “How many people were poisoning each other?”
- “Everyone’s always like, ‘how could they have done all this? How could they have gone so crazy and killed so many innocent people?’ Well here’s why, ‘cause they’re all insane.”
- “They were lost in the sauce, that could be the whole footnote of the Salem witch trials.”
- “The doctor’s not writing prescriptions, he’s just pointing at things and saying ‘yup, that’s a witch’.”
- “If you had someone practicing witchcraft in this house you would know.”
- “The ghost sounds a little bit like Lil Jon.”
- “I think everyone needs a hobby, and if you don’t have one… That’s when you’re probably gonna start killing people.”
- “It’s a real thing that happened, all those people danced ‘til they died.”
- “We just never stay anywhere nice.”
- “I don’t want to kill the vibe, but we could just turn the lights on.”
- “No, no, no, you’re gonna scare the ghosts away.”
- “We’ve never ghost busted anywhere.”
- “A ghost sitcom?”
- “We can never go back there.”
- “Shadows do tend to follow you though. That’s sort of how they work.”
- “You gotta fuckin’ calm down man.”
- “Ghost 101. One, knock a book off a shelf. Week two, uhh, hold a candlestick in the middle of the hallway. Three… sheets.”
- “Stop telling the ghosts to follow me home.”
- “This is one of the best days of my life.”
- “Dude I thought I saw something fly in front of me.”
- “Ghost, I’m beginning to suspect you’re not real.”
- “I’ve just realized what I’ve gotten myself into again.”
- “You know, a ghost has probably whispered point blank in your ear, but you’ve probably never heard it because you were busy grumbling.”
- “Are we doing more of this, or can I use the jacuzzi tub we’ve been blessed with.”
- “We’re just two guys sitting in a tub.”
- “You make it sound like you’re listening to a recording of Pavarotti.”
- “Is it Daft Punk?”
- “The DJs Daft Punk came into out suite at night, and gave me a little diddy, that’s what happened.”
- “You’re right, it was a ghost marching around for seven hours.”
- “I never said I wanted to murder you!”
- “I think you might intellectualize too much.”
- “So, this is sort of a night out with spirits.”
- “You look so scared already.”
- “I’m gonna buy you one of those for Christmas.”
- “I’m bad at feeling.”
- “So the takeaway here is… every little sound is a ghost?”
- “That sounds like a great idea. Let’s lock ourselves in the murder room.”
- “I think you just wanna see me freak out.”
- “Why have I never seen the moon’s boner?”
- “This is the dumbest example you’ve ever given.”
- “I think the moon having a boner is as realistic as ghosts.”
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