DEADPOOL: 

“Hey, you don’t know what I’m into.” 

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I learned from people with bigger hands than you. 

“Do you know the incredible amount of restraint I’m showing by not commenting on that fact?” A scoff followed, eyeing up the target he was meant to hit for a week of waffle cones. “I don’t trust your reasoning, by the way. If it’s not coming out of the mouth of renowned physicist Stephen Hawking, I refuse to believe it.” He paused, reaching for the gun at his hip. “Or… I guess… the little computerized Alexa he uses or whatever.”

Waffle cones for a week… or buying Claire pizza for a week…. “Hmmm, I don’t know… do I accompany you for this said pizza or do I just have to give you the money?” 

She snorted, an indecent sound but his words brought her slight joy. ❜  Huh, I don’t think I want to know what you’re into.  ❜

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❜  Can I say I’m a little disappointed that you didn’t take the opportunity to comment?  Because, I am. ❜ She shook her head a bit, the smile on her face growing just slightly. ❜ I’ve been doing this my entire life, Wilson, Stephan Hawking has nothing on me and my knowledge. ❜ There wasn’t really anyone who knew more about throwing things than she did, except maybe teenagers, of that she was certain. She had dedicated her entire life to making sure that her shots would always hit. ❜  And I’m pretty sure his computerized voice isn’t called Alexa.  ❜ Joke meet the top of her head. 

❜  Of course you accompany me, I hate the looks the workers give me when I show up everyday, it’s like they’re secretly talking about how sad it is that I don’t eat home cooked meals. ❜ That and for all her complaining, she really enjoyed Wade’s presence for short periods of time. 

 



The training is the only thing that makes me special.

Indie. Private. Highly Selective. Rule 63 Claire Barton. MCU based, 616 influences and verse.

And if I'm not special

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Written by Bubbles.

Established 2015.
Re-Est. November 2017