parenting sentence starters 

splattermemes:

as requested. Feel free to change pronouns or anything else !

General

  • “Ask your mother/father/parent.”
  • “You have to order your own food.”
  • “I changed so many diapers.” / “You know, you don’t pay rent.”
  • “I want what’s best for you.”
  • “I’m not that old.”
  • “Listen to me.” / “Listen to me for once, will you?”
  • “I know I’m not the greatest parent, but…I’m trying my best.”
  • “I love you so much.”

Baby / Kid

  • “That is one smelly diaper.”
  • “Please go to sleep…”
  • “Didn’t I tell you to clean your room?”
  • “Aw, did you fall? Come here.”
  • “Say ‘please’.” / “Say ‘thank you’.”
  • “Did you have a nightmare?”
  • “We should have a playdate.”
  • “You have to eat your vegetables.”
  • “Want to help me in the kitchen?”

Teen

  • “What are you wearing?”
  • “I’m so YOLO swag.” / “I’m a cool mom/dad/parent!”
  • “My roof, my rules.”
  • “I invited your little friend over!”
  • “We need to have ‘the talk’.”
  • “You’re grounded.”
  • “I know you can do it.”
  • “Would you feel better if we went to the mall/got ice cream/got pizza/etc.?”
  • “Watch your little brother/sister/sibling.”
  • “Tell me the hot gossip.”

Adult

  • “You’ll always be my baby.”
  • “I love you, but you have to do your own taxes.”
  • “It’s really annoying explaining your life choices to Sharon.”
  • “Are we still on for brunch?”
  • “Wait, you’re still single?”
  • “Take my advice.”
  • “I never told you how wild I used to be when I was younger.”
  • “You won’t BELIEVE what your aunt/uncle/etc. said to me.”
 



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